I had this 16 year old last night. She were gorgeous

[Maravilloso Marvo]

http://img1.findthebest.com/sites/default/files/821/media/images/Aberlour_16_Year_Old_Single_Malt_Scotch_1.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

I mean, I like spirits (mostly as they get you pissed, fast, not because of the taste though some do taste less ****ty than others which is the best that could be said) but seriously, scotch tastes like it should be used for some sort of industrial process and coloured blue in case somebody might drink it.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

I was just trying to paint myself as a *****.

[Classic Jorge]

[Frimmers]

alcoholic drinks) then probably no-one actually did, so it was all just a culturally influenced con trick.

He sounded like a **** too.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[PSRB]

and eventually they taste marvellous

[Classic Jorge]

I just dont get the liking of scotch, especially as it seems almost entirely predicated on the basis that the fouler ostensibly it tastes the more scotch people like it.

[Frimmers]

It would appear your beverage choices are as immature as your sexual preferences.

[Classic Jorge]

Scotch and olives can both git tae f**k though

[Maravilloso Marvo]

What with going out with a Spanish girl, they are quite hard to avoid.

[Classic Jorge]

The use of the word "mature" :sherlock:

[Luis Anaconda]

[Frimmers]

If you like some whiskies then you will almost certainly find a few Scotches that you like, a lot more variety than other types I would say.

I think you're talking about the current trend for ever more heavily peated whisky. Now, I don't mind them at all but I can see how people wouldn't be keen. And the obsession with it is getting a little tiresome.

[PSRB]

also makes it a bit easier to get used to. Personally, I prefer it neat but will occasionally have it with water

[Frimmers]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

We are butter based, they are olive and olive oil based. In everything.

[Luis Anaconda]

expect a lecture from Frimmers on the subject :-)

[Classic Jorge]

I keep getting plied with them by my father in law,

"Ooooh you'll like this one, it's seventy years old"

:rolleyes: "Can I just have a cup of tea please?"

The irony is, of course, that he drinks his tea piss weak and makes a big fuss every time I ask for two tea bags.

[Berni]

[Frimmers]

Or just hide the decent stuff...

[Frimmers]

Normally shows up as a more vanilla-y flavour imo.

['Neg]

Scotch doesn't necessarily smell and taste of scotch anymore. I have a fair few that I honestly enjoy very much indeed.

[Berni]

If I'm drinking raw spirit, I'm already pissed and have stopped caring.

Cocktails on the other hand, are joyous things and to be cherished.

*The exception is brandy, which is marvellous.

[Classic Jorge]

He's been doing it for nigh on 13 years now, when is it supposed to taste good?

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

It does raise the question of why we had that Sir Digby Chicken Caesar Bushmills though

[PSRB]

[Berni]

She really wasn't best pleased, j. I'm not sure we handled that event with the aplomb normally associated with sophisticates such as we are. :-(

[Classic Jorge]

Of course the scotch bores will chastise you for this as it isnt foul enough :rolleyes:

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Margarita, the Mojito, the Sea Breeze, the Moscow Mule and all those other wonders of creation?

[Classic Jorge]

cocktails are superb, they make drink taste nice, it's like art and science

[Frimmers]

If it really was 70 years old it would most likely taste of f**k all tbh.

[PSRB]

I do generally leave all those things for holidays, stag dos, etc though

[Berni]

Those of us truly secure in our heterosexuality will drink any number of drinks with umbrellas in.

That said, I do draw the line at Pina Coladas as they make me think of spunk :-(

[Frimmers]

out then you can get away with pretty much anything. Even rose wine*.

A Bloody Mary would be the exception - the only alcoholic drink it's really acceptable to drink whilst wearing your jim-jams.



*As long as you are a woman, of course.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Maz]