David Beckham to become BSkyB sport ambassador

[Classic Jorge]

Is there nothing this whore would not promote?

I imagine, when he goes to take a ****, he is acting as Armitage Shanks global brand concierge for both defecation and urination too.

I wonder how much it would cost to get your logo tattooed on the c**t?

[Brentwood]

He'll still be raking it in even after he's retired

With those looks ad that wealth, he's definitely punching below his weight with that wife of his

[Classic Jorge]

Apart, maybe, in some gold plated Scrooge McDuck style money room which he occasionally goes for a 'swim' in

[PSRB]

they tend to be serial offenders......like Ashley Cole