Myles Palmer or Leopold Mendacious?

[Monty91]

"When Adebarndoor was about to take his penalty I stood up and turned my back on the TV and bent down and looked between my legs and watched the clown upside down. He missed, as I knew he would."

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Monty91]

peddler of lowest common denominator football commentary Arseblog

[Ashberto]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

pretend to respect him too and thereby gain the respect of people who, like you, truly 'understand' the game.

[Monty91]

[Monty91]

Don't even pretend you didn't laugh.

For the record, I think the Mendacious character is absolutely f**king genius and its creator is indisputably a very, very funny man.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

for anyone of even modest reknown, you're on here yodelling and yapping about it for days.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Jake]

[Supermac1976]