Herbette Chapman - aged 15
04-14-2013, 10:06 AM
when I spotted that tiresome, Arsenal nazi Nicosia sitting in his Hyundai at the lights so I thought "I'm gonna total him once and for all".
Put my foot down gunned for the rotund kebab nosher when out of feckin nowhere appears a feckin great big ambulance on blue and twos and I end up totalling that instead (and killing everyone inside including women,children and a cute little puppy.)
Last thing I see is the plate smasher pootling off towards Golders Green completely oblivious to the carnage he had caused!
Put my foot down gunned for the rotund kebab nosher when out of feckin nowhere appears a feckin great big ambulance on blue and twos and I end up totalling that instead (and killing everyone inside including women,children and a cute little puppy.)
Last thing I see is the plate smasher pootling off towards Golders Green completely oblivious to the carnage he had caused!