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Brentwood
04-12-2013, 01:26 PM
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01709/Orthodox-Jew-in-pl_1709124a.jpg

A PUZZLING picture of a Jewish plane passenger wrapped in a huge plastic bag has baffled internet users.
After the snap appeared on website Reddit, readers were quick to wonder why the ultra-Orthodox traveller had sealed himself in the giant sack.
It’s believed the man is a Kohein – a follower of one of the strictest interpretations of the ancient faith.
Kohanim are prohibited from coming into near contact with dead bodies unless they are close family of the deceased. This includes flying over cemeteries.
But, so that they can take flights, a scholar conceived of this radical solution.
Israel’s Ben Gurion airport is surrounded by four burial sites - including the large Holon cemetery.
Israeli newspaper Ha’aretz reported in 2002 an airline El Al pilot had to turn his Britain bound plane around when a passenger refused to remove the closed bag while flying over Holon.
The Israeli airline banned the practice while flying over the graveyard the year before because of “flight safety considerations”.

Hillary
04-12-2013, 01:31 PM

Billy Goat Sverige
04-12-2013, 01:32 PM

redgunamo
04-12-2013, 01:35 PM

Classic Jorge
04-12-2013, 01:36 PM
In a slightly related note, in other Hebrew News Sasha Baron Cohen's production company is called Four by Two Films :hehe:

jews news, jews news, jews news.

Classic Jorge
04-12-2013, 01:38 PM
You've no idea how hard is it to leave "film lid" alone at this point, h

Monty91
04-12-2013, 01:53 PM

Monty91
04-12-2013, 01:54 PM

Mc Gooner
04-12-2013, 01:58 PM

Mc Gooner
04-12-2013, 01:59 PM

Ashberto
04-12-2013, 02:03 PM
It must be difficult to prioritise so many hyperbolic over-dramatisations tbf.

Classic Jorge
04-12-2013, 02:06 PM
My guess is he's a big fan of Zucker, Abrahams, Zucker.

Monty91
04-12-2013, 02:09 PM
but the devout Israelite would beat him in a ****-off hands down.

Hillary
04-12-2013, 02:14 PM

Hillary
04-12-2013, 02:15 PM

Classic Jorge
04-12-2013, 02:22 PM
bloody ipad

redgunamo
04-12-2013, 08:59 PM