An extremely sexy 24-year-old Spanish girl is gonna be sleeping in my bed tomorrow night

[Monty91]

Unfortunately alongside her will be her middle aged, overweight mother, whilst I'll be on an airbed in the living room with the missus :-(

[redgunamo]

[seasider7]

When having a cheeky J Arthur the next morning

[Pat Vegas]

[Monty91]

I have ever been asked to assemble. You'd have thought you stick the nozzle in the hole, turn on the power and bob's your uncle, wouldn't you? But ohhhhhhhhhhh no.

And every time I'm asked to inflate it, I forgot how I did it last time, resulting in a massive argument :-(

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Gunner Since Time Began - born to moan]

[Nicosia Gooner]