Let's be real Seasider7, you don't have a wife and kids

[Chief Arrowhead]

You have a live-in ... and her kids.

[seasider7]

when the battle is lost, over the years, he's rolled out the -

You don't work.
Those kids aren't yours.
You're not married.
You're on welfare.
Don't you wish your kids knew you?


I'm just the latest recipient of this old classic. The good news is, it is the Chief's penultimate move, soon to be followed by the rage.

[Chief Arrowhead]

She isn't your wife.

They are not your kids.

FACT

[Chief Arrowhead]

she must have had nowhere else to turn.

Must be pretty f**king butt ugly.

Like the fat, eh, seasider? More cushion for the pushin?

[seasider7]

has to be quite a few years ago mind judging by her dated dress sense. Then again, it is Missouri, or maybe you like the homely type.

Anyway, she certainly looked too good for you, but everything is relative.

[Chief Arrowhead]

you can walk out any time, bubba, just the way you like it. no strings.

[seasider7]

I do hope 'homely' isn't offensive, it is an appropriate polite term here in TX. I'll withdraw if it is inappropriate.

[Chief Arrowhead]

afraid of a commitment?