It's alright for you lot. I'm in Perth WA just noo and 90% of the two

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

million inhabitants of this sun-baked 'Ruislip' are the most tiresome kind of nouveau-riche, little englander racists, who never stop grumbling about aboriginies and the strain they place on the welfare system ( I have not laid eyes on a single native australian since I arrived btw).

They will doubtless spend tomorrow droning on about how wonderful the dirty old **** was. I would so loved her to have been in office for Black Wednesday and watched her trying to lie, bully and manipulate her way out of that one.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

with a bunch o'northern lads. Several ales that evening were consumed :-)