Monkeyboy should be OK for his move to Real then

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22036075

[Brentwood]

[Monty91]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

does that?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Monty91]

that Bale may be proper fúcked in spite of his claims.

[Supermac1976]

[Brentwood]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Must say I haven't seen the incident, just the hysterical reaction.

[Monty91]

[Brentwood]

http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1812477.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Gareth-Bale-does-his-ankle-in-1812477.jpg

[Monty91]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Never heard the term paywall before.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

He's f**ked.

[Brentwood]

Andy Townsend has got nothing to worry about, Clive

[Mack]

I know he's spurs and all that but celebrating any player's injury strikes me as c**tish..
:moralhighground:

[Monty91]

about paying to read the posts of select Awimb contributors. Currently unclear how the pricing structure would work, but likely to be a nominal payment per post of about 5p, with the bulk of the revenue going to Chris+ and a small commission to the poster.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Just know he was stretchered off which sadly these days means little.

That coupled with morning reports of weeks suggested it could in fact be very little. He got the **** kicked out of him a few weeks back v Scotland, limped off, fine next day.

Modern footballers = raving pooves.

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

Nor the rampant crowing that fourth/third may as well already be ours.


I hate football fans.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Monty91]

['Neg]

pay to open a post by Nicosia Gooner?

[PSRB]

"There is a big, big possibility if we stay positive that he will be fit for the Man City game [on 21 April] and it will only take him out of two games."

I'm fairly sure that staying positive will have absolutely no influence on his recovery period

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Just last weekend infact I flicked through it while enjoying one of the latest limited edition Nespresso capsules.

Hugely gay moment of the weekend.

[Monty91]

a new definition for the term Intellectual Property specifically to accommodate his unique brand of pallid, humourless ****.

[PSRB]

wouldn't wish that on any player......except Shawcross

[Supermac1976]

[Mack]

[Supermac1976]

Quote:



progris riport 1—martch 5, 1965

Dr. Strauss says I shud rite down what I think and evrey thing that happins to me from now on. I dont know why but he says its importint so they will see if they will use me. I hope they use me. Miss Kinnian says maybe they can make me smart. I want to be smart. My name is Charlie Gordon. I am 37 years old and 2 weeks ago was my birthday. I have nuthing more to rite now so I will close for today.



progris riport 2—martch 6

I had a test today. I think I faled it. and I think that maybe now they wont use me. What happind is a nice young man was in the room and he had some white cards with ink spilled all over them. He sed Charlie what do you see on this card. I was very skared even tho I had my rabits foot in my pockit because when I was a kid I always faled tests in school and I spilled ink to.

I told him I saw a inkblot. He said yes and it made me feel good. I thot that was all but when I got up to go he stopped me. He said now sit down Charlie we are not thru yet. Then I dont remember so good but he wantid me to say what was in the ink. I dint see nuthing in the ink but he said there was picturs there other pepul saw some picturs. I coudnt see any picturs. I reely tryed to see. I held the card close up and then far away. Then I said if I had my glases I coud see better I usally only ware my glases in the movies or TV but I said they are in the closit in the hall. I got them. Then I said let me see that card agen I bet Ill find it now.

I tryed hard but I still coudnt find the picturs I only saw the ink. I told him maybe I need new glases. He rote somthing down on a paper and I got skared of faling the test. I told him it was a very nice inkblot with littel points al around the eges. He looked very sad so that wasnt it. I said please let me try agen. Ill get it in a few minits becaus Im not so fast somthnes. Im a slow reeder too in Miss Kinnians class for slow adults but I’m trying very hard.

He gave me a chance with another card that had 2 kinds of ink spilled on it red and blue.

He was very nice and talked slow like Miss Kinnian does and he explaned it to me that it was a raw shok. He said pepul see things in the ink. I said show me where. He said think. I told him I think a inkblot but that wasnt rite eather. He said what does it remind you—pretend something. I closd my eyes for a long time to pretend. I told him I pretned a fowntan pen with ink leeking all over a table cloth. Then be got up and went out.

I dont think I passd the raw shok test.



progris report 3—martch 7

Dr Strauss and Dr Nemur say it dont matter about the inkblots. I told them I dint spill the ink on the cards and I coudnt see anything in the ink. They said that maybe they will still use me. I said Miss Kinnian never gave me tests like that one only spelling and reading. They said Miss Kinnian told that I was her bestist pupil in the adult nite scool becaus I tryed the hardist and I reely wantid to lern. They said how come you went to the adult nite scool all by yourself Charlie. How did you find it. I said I askd pepul and sunibody told me where I shud go to lern to read and spell good. They said why did you want to. I told them becaus all my life I wantid to be smart and not dumb. But its very hard to be smart. They said you know it will probly be tempirery. I said yes. Miss Kinnian told me. I dont care if it herts.

Later I had more crazy tests today. The nice lady who gave it me told me the name and I asked her how do you spellit so I can rite it in my progris riport. THEMATIC APPERCEPTION TEST. I dont know the fist 2 words but I know what test means. You got to pass it or you get bad marks. This test lookd easy becaus I coud see the picturs. Only this time she dint want me to tell her the picturs. That mixd me up. I said the man yesterday said I shoud tell him what I saw in the ink she said that dont make no difrence. She said make up storys about the pepul in the picturs.

I told her how can you tell storys about pepul you never met. I said why shud I make up lies. I never tell lies any more becaus I always get caut.

She told me this test and the other one the raw-shok was for getting personally. I laffed so hard. I said how can you get that thing from inkblots and fotos. She got sore and put her picturs away. I dont care. It was sily. I gess I faled that test too.

Later some men in white coats took me to a difernt part of the hospi*til and gave me a game to play. It was like a race with a white mouse. They called the mouse Algemon. Algernon was in a box with a lot of twists and turns like all kinds of walls and they gave me a pencil and a paper with lines and lots of boxes. On one side it said START and on the other end it said FINISH. They said it was amazed and that Algernon and me had the same amazed to do. I dint see how we could have the same amazed if Algemon had a box and I had a paper but I dint say nothing. Anyway there wasnt time because the race started.

One of the men had a watch he was trying to hide so I woudnt see it so I tryed not to look and that made me nervus.

Anyway that test made me feel worser than all the others because they did it over 10 times with difernt amazeds and Algernon won every time. I dint know that mice were so smart. Maybe thats because Algernon is a white mouse. Maybe white mice are smarter then other mice.

[Monty91]

[Mc Gooner]

[Mack]

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

Not with anything particularly painful, mind, I just don't like the fact that United have got a fit RvP when we had the crock for so many years. Petty, I know.

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

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