In order to amuse myself whilst looking stupid I told my boss that all the letters I have sent

[Pat Vegas]

recently do not appear to be reaching their intended destination.

I then proceeded to say I don't get it at all, I always put them in the post box.

'what post box?'

that one and pointed to the secure shredding bin.

[Classic Jorge]

If you want to make a splash I'm afraid you're going to have to up your game and be massively, massively incompetent for at least the next two quarters.

Remember, if anybody pulls you up on just how ****ty you are just remind them that you are too big to fail.

[Pat Vegas]

now I am a blundering clumsy vision of a man.

Though Marve saw me in the city so he can vouch that at least I am pretending to work in the area.

[Supermac1976]

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[Classic Jorge]

[Supermac1976]

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