View Full Version : Do you think Mick Philpott ever thought to himself that the whole 'council estate lothario' thing is
Berni
04-04-2013, 11:19 AM
a bit of a hollow victory when the women in question are so uniformly hideous?
In car terms, having a harem of these women would be analogous to owning a fleet of horribly dented, 15 year-old hatchbacks - with a bit of work, they might get you where you want to go at a pinch, but nobody else is envying you.
Stroller
04-04-2013, 11:22 AM
Just asking like ...
Monty91
04-04-2013, 11:23 AM
fanny wise.
Certainly the greatest tragedy to arise out of the whole grubby episode.
Peter
04-04-2013, 11:26 AM
His immediate vicinity, even fewer who are willing to knock out a sizeable litter for him.
I suppose it depends how low you are willing to set your sights, given that the pay off involves having your own snooker table.
Berni
04-04-2013, 11:26 AM
raising his game a bit imo.
Classic Jorge
04-04-2013, 11:28 AM
Berni
04-04-2013, 11:28 AM
he'd have got on his bike to secure a better standard of woman.
Monty91
04-04-2013, 11:29 AM
Fancy a "game", sweetcheeks?
Classic Jorge
04-04-2013, 11:29 AM
Peter
04-04-2013, 11:30 AM
Space in your house to use it.
We could have a game but i would destroy you :-)
Monty91
04-04-2013, 11:31 AM
not to mention tremendous chutzpah, which always bodes well for excitement in the bedroom/gamesroom/local forest.
Berni
04-04-2013, 11:32 AM
Monty91
04-04-2013, 11:32 AM
Berni
04-04-2013, 11:32 AM
The Tony
04-04-2013, 11:32 AM
Monty91
04-04-2013, 11:34 AM
Classic Jorge
04-04-2013, 11:35 AM
Monty91
04-04-2013, 11:36 AM
unless Maxine was alongside him, obviously.
Classic Jorge
04-04-2013, 11:36 AM
Berni
04-04-2013, 11:37 AM
Well there was that time in Dublin, but I was very young at the time.
Monty91
04-04-2013, 11:37 AM
would sustain the weight of some of the heffalumps he's been shagging.
Classic Jorge
04-04-2013, 11:37 AM
Can you imagine Rose West plowing her with a strap on whilst Myra Hindley slapped your johnson about with a paddle?
:cloud9:
Berni
04-04-2013, 11:40 AM
Bergkamp's Brain
04-04-2013, 11:40 AM
do them up and hope they get you there.
Monty91
04-04-2013, 11:41 AM
or failing that, old news footage of the Soham murders :love:
Peter
04-04-2013, 11:42 AM
Berni
04-04-2013, 11:43 AM
http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/1/285x214/32939_1.jpg
Stroller
04-04-2013, 11:48 AM
Ostensibly to take his brood to school. Maybe a cruise round Nottingham would have improved his choices.
Supermac1976
04-04-2013, 11:49 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsrox9Ab4U1qkyz1oo1_500.gif
Classic Jorge
04-04-2013, 12:14 PM
Classic Jorge
04-04-2013, 12:20 PM
but there was a definite odour with the others
Monty91
04-04-2013, 12:24 PM
Brentwood
04-04-2013, 12:27 PM
entitled to comment that "those greedy bankers were responsible for wrecking our economy?"
A few bankers took some high risks in order to make more and more money, with disastrous consequences. Same thing innit? Just without the snooker table bit
Classic Jorge
04-04-2013, 12:43 PM
Monty91
04-04-2013, 12:49 PM
apart from her aversion to having her neck touched. Naturally, my curiosity got the better of me. I didn't try a second time :-(
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