Do you think Mick Philpott ever thought to himself that the whole 'council estate lothario' thing is

[Berni]

a bit of a hollow victory when the women in question are so uniformly hideous?

In car terms, having a harem of these women would be analogous to owning a fleet of horribly dented, 15 year-old hatchbacks - with a bit of work, they might get you where you want to go at a pinch, but nobody else is envying you.

[Stroller]

Just asking like ...

[Monty91]

fanny wise.

Certainly the greatest tragedy to arise out of the whole grubby episode.

[Peter]

His immediate vicinity, even fewer who are willing to knock out a sizeable litter for him.

I suppose it depends how low you are willing to set your sights, given that the pay off involves having your own snooker table.

[Berni]

raising his game a bit imo.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

he'd have got on his bike to secure a better standard of woman.

[Monty91]

Fancy a "game", sweetcheeks?

[Classic Jorge]

[Peter]

Space in your house to use it.

We could have a game but i would destroy you :-)

[Monty91]

not to mention tremendous chutzpah, which always bodes well for excitement in the bedroom/gamesroom/local forest.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

[Berni]

[The Tony]

[Maz]

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

unless Maxine was alongside him, obviously.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Well there was that time in Dublin, but I was very young at the time.

[Monty91]

would sustain the weight of some of the heffalumps he's been shagging.

[Classic Jorge]

Can you imagine Rose West plowing her with a strap on whilst Myra Hindley slapped your johnson about with a paddle?

:cloud9:

[Berni]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

do them up and hope they get you there.

[Monty91]

or failing that, old news footage of the Soham murders :love:

[Peter]

[Berni]

http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/1/285x214/32939_1.jpg

[Stroller]

Ostensibly to take his brood to school. Maybe a cruise round Nottingham would have improved his choices.

[Supermac1976]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsrox9Ab4U1qkyz1oo1_500.gif

[PSRB]

[Classic Jorge]

[PSRB]

[Classic Jorge]

[PSRB]

but there was a definite odour with the others

[Monty91]

[Brentwood]

entitled to comment that "those greedy bankers were responsible for wrecking our economy?"

A few bankers took some high risks in order to make more and more money, with disastrous consequences. Same thing innit? Just without the snooker table bit

[PSRB]

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

apart from her aversion to having her neck touched. Naturally, my curiosity got the better of me. I didn't try a second time :-(