I was thinking the other day that Rice Krispie Multigrain Shapes really are the sand in the Vaseline

[Berni]

when it comes to Kellogg's Variety Packs. Would anyone actually buy these abominations willingly if they weren't piggybacking on demonstrably superior cereals? I doubt it.

[Frimmers]

[Mack]

[Berni]

notice that Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are essentially just bourgeois Frosties.

[Classic Jorge]

they are inedible now, even if you add sugar

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

[Monty91]

Never go a morning, or evening, without a bowl.

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[Berni]

I mean?

[Classic Jorge]

So I tried Oatibix, in fairness I'd rather have the heartburn

[Berni]

[Monty91]

whilst sitting in a bowl of milk?

[PSRB]

[Berni]

There was always a slight panic as you bit into one and the lack of give made you think for a moment that your teeth might break first.

[Monty91]

[Peter]

A variety pack seems like the choice of a cluttered and ineffective mind.

[Monty91]

I hope so anyway http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Peter]

[Berni]

The idea being that there'll be something even the most picky kid will like there. This is what makes it so unforgiveable that they put makeweights like Multigrain shapes in there. No kid wants to be stuck with those.

[Berni]

And anyway, I was staring at the Variety Pack and musing as I picked up my porridge (not a euphemism).

[PSRB]

they always put at least one equivalent of a ginger kid in

[Peter]

With the crap cereal, or the ****test part in the school play?

[Peter]

I think you can still get them. You can still get iced gems, which amazed me.

[PSRB]