Football phrases that simply don't work at all as double entrendres

[Monty91]

Wouldn't mind showing her how to close out a game

I'd like to give her the eyebrows

I bet she knows how to play with ten men

Oh, the last one's actually quite good :homer:

[Mc Gooner]

[Supermac1976]

http://youtu.be/GdZworAkuXI

[Pat Vegas]

[The A*ntöniö]

slotted it through her legs