Give the missus an authentic porking >>>

[Jake]

http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Condoms_p_177.html

[Rich]

having one night stands, casual sex or by couples that have been honest about their sexual health (very few).

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Rich]

My latest favourite is f**king my girlfriend on the floor, and then standing over her and just unloading all over her.

I think it's f**king disgusting as soon as I'm done, though.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Jake]

[Rich]

Did you watch the boat race yesterday? I watched in a pub close to Barnes Bridge. Absolute mega lash! So cold, though :-(

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Jake]

"absolute mega-lash" :hehe:

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Columnists/Columnists/2012/3/21/1332331957397/Fresh-Meat-Jack-Whitehall-007.jpg

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Rich]

order and deserved nothing less than a defeat.

And don't you dare liken me to that dribbling moron; Mr Whitehall.

[Supermac1976]

[Jake]

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

[Rich]