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Classic Jorge
03-18-2013, 11:28 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/9938468 /Joss-Stone-targeted-in-murder-plot-over-links-to-Royals.htm l (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/9938468/Joss-Stone-targeted-in-murder-plot-over-links-to-Royals.html)

This bit, for instance, sounds like a plot from an 80s comedy:

"In the early hours of June 13 2011 the pair loaded up their red T-registration Fiat Punto with equipment including the samurai sword, hammers, a hosepipe, a metal spike, gloves, a lock knife, maps and a roll of plastic bags, the jury was told. The sword was too wide for the boot of the small car and stuck up underneath the carpet.
En route from Manchester to Devon they stopped at the Michaelwood services on the M5 in Gloucestershire, where they filled up with petrol but drove off without paying.
However, just moments later they crashed their car into metal railings and a mechanical digger at the service station.
Police were called but decided not to search the vehicle and did not seize it because they thought it had been too badly damaged to be driven."

Remi Garde
03-18-2013, 11:36 PM
Longsight barely registers as England any more. It's exactly how Floyyd believes the whole of the country will end up.

Just imagine having a life so devoid of purpose that killing Joss Stone becomes an ambition.

bostonbrian
03-18-2013, 11:37 PM
If they had brains they would be dangerous !

Classic Jorge
03-18-2013, 11:40 PM

Supermac1976
03-18-2013, 11:40 PM
Hunting for Stone’s home, they stopped a postman to show him a photograph of the star and ask if he knew where she lived, but he did not.
:hehe:

Supermac1976
03-18-2013, 11:42 PM

Classic Jorge
03-18-2013, 11:42 PM
I went to Didsburah recently, not a bad place I thought.

Classic Jorge
03-18-2013, 11:43 PM

Remi Garde
03-18-2013, 11:43 PM
That should tell you how **** the rest is.

Classic Jorge
03-18-2013, 11:47 PM
Cheetham Hill and Rusholme

Supermac1976
03-19-2013, 12:05 AM
Not normally the kind of thing I'd watch but it was on BBC3 after American Dad and I was drawn in by this Mark Heap lookalike...

http://i1.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/incoming/article1340522.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/nik%20taylor-1340522.png

Remi Garde
03-19-2013, 01:47 AM
and is somewhere I've had to go to many times. Many people are outraged about how the area has been portrayed, and the MEN ran a story about a petition to have the show taken off air. The truth is though, it's a ****hole.