Why is this March Madness thing such a big deal?

[Grinner]

It's just loads of lanky students playing basketball, isn't it?

[Chief Arrowhead]

You're either for us or against us.

[Slim Pickens]

[Grinner]

but it's still ****e. I don't get why college sports is such a big deal either. Nobody gives a f**k about that sort of thing in England other than the boat race.