Where do you stick it? You are in a busy pub but bursting for a slash.

[Pat Vegas]

it's so busy there is nowhere to put your pint.

But the glass is half full (optimist), For some reason all the friends you decided to hang out with are either one armed bandits or have a hand like beadle so they can not hold your drink.

Where do you put your drink?

a) take it to the pisser with me of course

b) ask some strangers to look after the pint

c) down the pint

d) other please specify

[barrybueno]

there any ManU fan or Labour voter will suffice...

[Frimmers]

Shouldn't have started one if things were that desperate.

[7evens]

That way you should have a degree of confidence that the gambler seated at the machine won't be able to reach up and claim it.

[Frimmers]

[Pat Vegas]

to show that it's my machine.

OR leave my hooker there.

[Pat Vegas]

or is it single trips to the bar.

[Chief Arrowhead]

shirley you only need one hand to tame the monster into accuracy.

[barrybueno]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/mv-2taB/gangster_no_1_champagn e_piss/ (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/mv-2taB/gangster_no_1_champagne_piss/)

[Chief Arrowhead]

Pwopah method is to keep your elbow in close to your ribs and your pint up by your shoulder, like you're snuggling a puppy.

[Supermac1976]

[Chief Arrowhead]

Sometimes I wonder if I would be able to understand youse fellas.

[barrybueno]

[barrybueno]

[Chief Arrowhead]

and you can trust be wif your pint, hones' guv.