According to my GP my recent episodes of erectile dysfunction are down to mild depression

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

But i told her I am not depressed. She said its probably psychological but I must wait for blood tests to dismiss any physical issues. I demanded Testosterone immediately suggesting my T levels must be low but she refused saying thats a path for a later date if required. She said I will be referred to sexual councelling whatever the fück that is. Why couldnt she just inject me with testosterone and be done with it? I was furious but settled on Viagra as a starting point. My blood test form I had to hand in to the receptionist had the words 'Erectal Dysfunction' clearly written on it. Why would they do that? Surely the patients charter has rules about protecting the victims privacy. All in all an horrific experience.

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

I am turning over a new leaf. A healthy, happy new lifestyle and friendly helpful attitude. No more unpleasantries from me. Thanks for your advice Nic.

[Gunner Since Time Began - born to moan]

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

I kind of mumbled to sidestep the question but eventually admitted I could generally muster a splendid erection when stroking to hard core porn, however I added it was not often enough and was not as steel like as I would like. It was the most uncomfortable conversation Ive ever had.

[Rich]

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

I can go a week stroking every other night and then not bother the next week. Maybe once the week after and maybe twice the week after that. I explained to the GP that I havnt had morning wood for a while and thats worrying me. I simply dont have the desire. Ive bought some sports vitimins to see if that helps in the interim.

[The Tony]

Over in the states you get your testosterone tested and if its low you get regular top ups.....been a huge issue in MMA because guys are going to dodgy Doctors and getting put on it for an extra edge. If u get it prescribed for medical reasons then the Athletic commissions are happy and don't care.....

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

But in the US they found its great for men with low T. She seemed a bit clueless really and wanted to fob me off with depression. Herr Floyd is not depressed.

[The Tony]

You might want to research that.....that's want most fighters *claim* to have in order to get their test topped up regularly.

I'm surprised Rich hadn't seen an opportunity here to make some cash on the side.....

[The Tony]

[gooner4life]

There must be some mistake or the porn you're ****ing to isn't sexy enough or the bird you're shagging is doing something wrong.

Blame someone else immediately.

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

I was literally begging for some Testosterone jabs but no joy. Very happy to hand out the Viagra though which was some consolation. Oh loving the reviews of Sci-MX 17-T Somatocri-MX!!! Im going to order some

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

and is someone elses fault but until I find the culprit Im in **** street

[gooner4life]

often leave me limp.

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

he has put some kind of muzzie curse on me. Absolute cünt that bloke.

[Supermac1976]

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

[Mad Frankie Staplegun]

no point turned to drugs and stuff (well not these sort anyway) as you'll only run out or lose the prescription when you most need it.