I think it was offside

[Mo Britain less Europe]

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/videos/159310/rogue-pine-mart en-invades-swiss-super-league-game-bites-players-finger-vide o.html (http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/videos/159310/rogue-pine-marten-invades-swiss-super-league-game-bites-players-finger-video.html)

[Lar d'Arse]

scantily clad ladies in stockings and suspenders etc.