View Full Version : DaughtersBirthdayWimb - Little'un wants a Pony for her birthday
gooner4life
03-08-2013, 09:25 PM
she's going to be 4, am I better off just buying her a horse?
gooner4life
03-08-2013, 09:27 PM
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/017/5/d/my_little_pony_ish3_variant_cover_by_j_scott_campb ell-d5rtm75.jpg
or worryingly
http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32700000/Chibi-Gijinka-Pinkie-Pie-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-32760499-900-1125.png
Paul Vaessen's moment of glory
03-08-2013, 09:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
rses when we were young, 4 is too young for a pony unless you buy a shetland / micro horse thing. better to sponsor/part own one at a stables to see them and get usec to them. horses take a lot of work mucking out, vets, exercising which you will have to do, wait till shes around 12 imo
Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
03-08-2013, 09:31 PM
and she will get notihng out of it
barrybueno
03-08-2013, 09:32 PM
gooner4life
03-08-2013, 09:33 PM
71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
03-08-2013, 09:33 PM
got exactly same question re his daughter at football, fecking man up, if you cant take the stock awimb answer feck off awimb imo
gooner4life
03-08-2013, 09:33 PM
search for stables in your area as pony club is a registered safe 'brand'..
gooner4life
03-08-2013, 09:34 PM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-08-2013, 09:35 PM
Cheaper and won't **** in the house. My wee girl has 2-3 of them, same age as yours. They all have names, f**k knows what they are.
McDonalds with the money you save.
ArseMart - Enjoy every sandwich
03-08-2013, 09:36 PM
gooner4life
03-08-2013, 09:36 PM
barrybueno
03-08-2013, 09:36 PM
gooner4life
03-08-2013, 09:37 PM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-08-2013, 09:37 PM
Fish burger, 6 nuggets, fizzy drink, bang on.
Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
03-08-2013, 09:39 PM
my dad bought horse box and spent every weekend driving to muddy horse shoes in our vw camper pulling one old nag and an absolute nutter pedigree horse that was so mental she was scared to ride it, threw her off many times including broken jaw and split face..then from age 15 she stopped giving a ****e and discovered boys so i spent the years from 12 to 15 having to muck out for her, bringing in her horses in the snow, getting dragged about and kicked..dad sold it then 3 months later they turned up at door with horse in box asking for refund as it was mental and had thrown there daughter then written off a car but was fine! ..he said no.. get her into motorbikes, off roaders!
gooner4life
03-08-2013, 09:40 PM
and none of them were like this.
gooner4life
03-08-2013, 09:42 PM
when she gets the rest of her presents on her actual birthday she wont want the pony anymore.
gooner4life
03-08-2013, 09:43 PM
in few years shes either into it or not...you get all good dad points with none of the downside imo ( watch out for the filthy gin swigging bored housewife cougar mums imo :-) )
gooner4life
03-08-2013, 09:44 PM
gooner4life
03-08-2013, 09:45 PM
an offer when i was 23 going out with horsey girl from a 40 yr old mum..she needed a hand gettiing her flange onto the tow ball on her landrover...
she wont know any different
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-08-2013, 09:47 PM
My logic is different though. I suggest she gets the fish burger as I know she will think it is f**king rank at which point it comes to my tray.
and i always loved putting my tongue on 9 volts :-) you dont see em much anymore...the batteries that is
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-08-2013, 09:53 PM
barrybueno
03-08-2013, 09:54 PM
http://www.wimpy.uk.com/images/products/Bender-in-a-Bun-Cheese.jpg
Grinner
03-08-2013, 10:30 PM
well, you can...but that'll cost extra guv.
arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)
03-08-2013, 11:09 PM
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