DaughtersBirthdayWimb - Little'un wants a Pony for her birthday

[gooner4life]

she's going to be 4, am I better off just buying her a horse?

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[gooner4life]

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http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/017/5/d/my_little_pony_ish3_variant_cover_by_j_scott_campb ell-d5rtm75.jpg

or worryingly

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32700000/Chibi-Gijinka-Pinkie-Pie-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-32760499-900-1125.png

[Paul Vaessen's moment of glory]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

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rses when we were young, 4 is too young for a pony unless you buy a shetland / micro horse thing. better to sponsor/part own one at a stables to see them and get usec to them. horses take a lot of work mucking out, vets, exercising which you will have to do, wait till shes around 12 imo

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

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and she will get notihng out of it

[barrybueno]

[gooner4life]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

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got exactly same question re his daughter at football, fecking man up, if you cant take the stock awimb answer feck off awimb imo

[gooner4life]

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search for stables in your area as pony club is a registered safe 'brand'..

[gooner4life]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Cheaper and won't **** in the house. My wee girl has 2-3 of them, same age as yours. They all have names, f**k knows what they are.

McDonalds with the money you save.

[ArseMart - Enjoy every sandwich]

[gooner4life]

[barrybueno]

[gooner4life]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Fish burger, 6 nuggets, fizzy drink, bang on.

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

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my dad bought horse box and spent every weekend driving to muddy horse shoes in our vw camper pulling one old nag and an absolute nutter pedigree horse that was so mental she was scared to ride it, threw her off many times including broken jaw and split face..then from age 15 she stopped giving a ****e and discovered boys so i spent the years from 12 to 15 having to muck out for her, bringing in her horses in the snow, getting dragged about and kicked..dad sold it then 3 months later they turned up at door with horse in box asking for refund as it was mental and had thrown there daughter then written off a car but was fine! ..he said no.. get her into motorbikes, off roaders!

[gooner4life]

and none of them were like this.

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[gooner4life]

when she gets the rest of her presents on her actual birthday she wont want the pony anymore.

[gooner4life]

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in few years shes either into it or not...you get all good dad points with none of the downside imo ( watch out for the filthy gin swigging bored housewife cougar mums imo :-) )

[gooner4life]

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[gooner4life]

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an offer when i was 23 going out with horsey girl from a 40 yr old mum..she needed a hand gettiing her flange onto the tow ball on her landrover...

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she wont know any different

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

My logic is different though. I suggest she gets the fish burger as I know she will think it is f**king rank at which point it comes to my tray.

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and i always loved putting my tongue on 9 volts :-) you dont see em much anymore...the batteries that is

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[barrybueno]

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http://www.wimpy.uk.com/images/products/Bender-in-a-Bun-Cheese.jpg

[Grinner]

well, you can...but that'll cost extra guv.

[arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)]

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