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Monty91
03-06-2013, 04:41 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/mar/06/live-cit y-dont-need-car (http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/mar/06/live-city-dont-need-car)
gooner4life
03-06-2013, 04:43 PM
Chief Arrowhead
03-06-2013, 04:45 PM
Monty91
03-06-2013, 04:54 PM
Mc Gooner
03-06-2013, 04:55 PM
gooner4life
03-06-2013, 04:57 PM
Monty91
03-06-2013, 04:58 PM
Dorset Gooner
03-06-2013, 05:00 PM
Camp Freddie
03-06-2013, 05:07 PM
Chief Arrowhead
03-06-2013, 05:07 PM
Monty91
03-06-2013, 05:12 PM
Chief Arrowhead
03-06-2013, 05:15 PM
I prefer 'svelte' if you don't mind.
Mc Gooner
03-06-2013, 05:22 PM
Dwarf with a hairlip goes to a stud farm to buy a horse. He goes up to the owner and says "I wanna buy a horth but its gonna be a mare, a big mare" . The owner states he has plenty and takes the dwarf to see the biggest mare he has. The dwarf says "Can I look at ith feet" and the owner obliges and lifts the mares feet. The dwarf says "Oooh ith got big feet" and the owner says of course its got big feet it's a big horse. The dwarf then says "can I look at ith teeth" and the owner shows him the horses teeth. The dwarf says "oooh ith got big teeth" and the owner says yes it has big teeth as it's a big horse.

The dwarf says "can I look at ith tail" and the owner is getting a bit cheesed off with all the questions but says no problems and shows the dwarf the tail of the horse. The dwarf says "oooh ith got a big tail" and the owner growls "of course its got a big tail it's a big horse, and big feet and big teeth". The dwarf then says "can I see it twot" and with that the frustrated stud owner picks the dwarf up and rams him between the horses back legs. As soon as he does it he realises that this wasn't a smart move for trying to sell the dwarf the horse and grabs him by the legs and pulls him back out.

The stud owner is about to apologise when the dwarf shakes himself off and says "I think I will rephrase that, can I see it gallop!"