Oh yes, you lovely people. Now we are totally **** I assume you all want to give

[Luis Anaconda]

your Bayern Munich tickets away I am looking for three for some diehard gooners who like me are stranded in this Godforsaken, beer-swilling, dindl-wearing totty packed bit of loveliness we call Bavaria

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Only the three, sorry. Homer will bring them and you can pay him

[Luis Anaconda]

I promised the three lads in the pub yesterday as a way of raising their spirits (f**k knows how watching us getting thrashed by Bayern will help do that)

I assume you accept Euros :-)

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Euro is no 1 to 1 :-)

[Luis Anaconda]

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

Have you phoned up the Bayern box office to see if there are any returns?

Tell them that you are a journalist blah blah and blag a few.

[Luis Anaconda]

They're for other people - can't make too much of an effort. I am sorted