Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
03-03-2013, 09:21 PM
Went into Boots on Saturday to stock up on Anusol. Took 6 boxes to the checkout hidden under some random stuff i picked off the shelves so noone would see. Bird behind the counter lifts them all in the air and shouts over to a supervisor if its ok to sell that many in one go. "Nobody has ever bought this many hemorrhoid suppositories in one go" She says to me. There are about 15 fücking people in the queue behind me including the barmaid of my local boozer. Then Spurs beat us. Then I tell my new girlfriend Im going to kill myself because Arsenal lost. She's now finished with me because I am always threatening to cut myself when Arsenal lose. I said I was joking but she says Ive said it too many times. I am on the verge. I need a cuddle.