Pat Vegas Annoying Office antics analysis.

[Pat Vegas]

Few things that piss me off.

In the area where I want to use the coffee machine.

There is always one who decides they have to have their own mug but it's the size of a yard of ale and they are f**king about for 30 mins filling it up at the machine.

Or there is some div with elaborate lunchbox and accessories.
Nothing wrong with bringing a lunch box with you. but some sorted of keep/cold/warm flask, chopsticks and one even had their own mini salt and pepper pots :-

People with folding bikes under their desks, Enough said.

[PSRB]

[Pat Vegas]

I am modeling myself after you.

Just ordered a subscription of that golf magazine you like too,

[Monty91]

[PSRB]

['Neg]

[Ashberto]

What kind of person can be so undignified as to sit on such a contraption? Might as well walk around with your willy hanging out.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

unfolded it and proceeded to cycle home.

It all made me feel a little queezy.

[Monty91]

http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss57/StMungosPatient/PennyFarthing3.jpg

[Pat Vegas]

defenders fold out the bike and take the striker out.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

When I say IT Manager I mean outsourced Project Manager.

Folding bicycle aside he is a complete tool and incredibly bad at his job.

[Monty91]

Though I would soon tyre of those tactics

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Grown adult of course, skateboard in hand.

Media/creative type I assumed.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Ketchup and what else?

Mayonnaise of course.

[PSRB]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

One shouldn't f**k about with classics.

Like when Burger King do novelty Whoppers, they always fail.

[PSRB]

use normal ketchup for bacon sarnies but the company canteen has that

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[PSRB]

we do have a couple of office fridges if required

[The Rob2]

[Mack]