The EPO abuse has caught up with Messi then. I reckon Barca's opponents have all suddenly woken

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

up and thought, "hang on - they're all fúckin midgets. What are we afraid of? We're big *******s - let's just give the little midget ****s a right, proper kickin"

[LDB.]

ago. There is practically no pressing going on out there - they look like us to be honest.

Strange that this has coincided with that iffy doctor being on trial?

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

in Spain for crying out loud!

[Paul Vaessen's moment of glory]

be devoid of any ideas once the tika-taka **** proved to be as effective as Ney's cavalry charge against Wellington's squares at Waterloo.