Yesterday Once More
02-21-2013, 01:07 PM
1. Who's the ****er in the wig?
2. Is your first name really "Justice"? (coincidence -
the one our Fred was up before a few years ago was called
that).
3. Do you know Simon Cowell? How did he become a judge?
4. Why do taxpayers pay you all this money if you can't make
your own mind up?
5. What time's lunch?
6. What time can we go home? (the jackpot is up to £10,000 on
Pointless you know)
7. If we're really not sure, can we phone a friend? (Don't
think a 50-50 would help, do you?)
8. Can you arrange an alarm call for us all tomorrow morning?
(it's Sid's birthday and we're all out on the lash tonight)
9. Can you ask the accused her starsign? (virgos are very
truthful,you know)
10.If a manager of a football club had won exactly the same
number of trophies in the 16 years they had been in charge
as the club had won in the 16 years before they arrived, but
had won none in the last 8, would a sane man allow them to
stay as long as they wanted?
2. Is your first name really "Justice"? (coincidence -
the one our Fred was up before a few years ago was called
that).
3. Do you know Simon Cowell? How did he become a judge?
4. Why do taxpayers pay you all this money if you can't make
your own mind up?
5. What time's lunch?
6. What time can we go home? (the jackpot is up to £10,000 on
Pointless you know)
7. If we're really not sure, can we phone a friend? (Don't
think a 50-50 would help, do you?)
8. Can you arrange an alarm call for us all tomorrow morning?
(it's Sid's birthday and we're all out on the lash tonight)
9. Can you ask the accused her starsign? (virgos are very
truthful,you know)
10.If a manager of a football club had won exactly the same
number of trophies in the 16 years they had been in charge
as the club had won in the 16 years before they arrived, but
had won none in the last 8, would a sane man allow them to
stay as long as they wanted?