Ughhhh. Mate asks me if I wanna go and see Omid Djalili

[Monty91]

which I don't, obviously. But so as not to sound like a killjoy, I say "only if it's not too expensive".

So he goes and gets tickets without confirming with me - £30 quid!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-(

[Jake]

[Luis Anaconda]

that was about 15 years ago though

[7evens]

Very good effort off the diving board though, which he's no doubt encorporated into his act...

[Luis Anaconda]

he found his niche and never really developed it. Very good in the Black Books episode he was in though

[Monty91]

£30 fúcking quid????????

I paid 12 quid to see Daniel Kitson, the best stand up in the world.

[Luis Anaconda]

Rip-off Britain etc etc

[Rich]

[7evens]

West End Theatres. What are you gonna do ?

[Luis Anaconda]

mind you I have shelled out ¤45 for the second leg of the Bayern game. Probably less entertaining :-(

[Monty91]

If they're canny enough, they'll get it, and can then charge for tickets accordingly.

[Ashberto]

You didn't consent to this, so just tell your pal to shove it up his cùnt. :shrug:

[redgunamo]

And it costs many times that in new frocks and court shoes 'specially for the occasion.

New frocks for the wife, I mean. Just to be clear. My old frocks are perfectly fine.

[Monty91]

performance on Saturday. Sheer poetry in motion.

[Rich]

[Monty91]

on Saturday night. 700g Porterhouse. Absolute BEAST :eat:

[Classic Jorge]

Cant type the f**kin ¤ symbol though, can you?

[Rich]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[PSRB]

[Monty91]

Pricey, but good for a treat.

[Monty91]

[Jake]

[Classic Jorge]

not me, mind, I think she's a bit downsy looking

[redgunamo]

¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ :****er:

[redgunamo]

[Rich]

:-)

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

[The Rob2]

[The Rob2]

[Mc Gooner]

for asking anyway"