Hello, AWIMB. I have a polite request to make from you all.

[Rich]

Can we please, please, please stop talking about van Persie? It's so monumentally dull. I have had enough.

It'd be more interesting if there was more than one sensible viewpoint on the matter. But even then it'd be fairly banal.

I'm sure you'll all agree that AWIMB will be a better place without such talk, so let's all work together to make AWIMB a better place.

Thanks in advance.

[Curly]

IN EVERY SINGLE f**kING POST IS REALLY COOL AND FASCINATING?

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

Even Redflag will seem positively erudite and reasonable

[Redflag]

[Rich]

team at the top of the table than they are at present.

[Curly]

[Peter]

[Ashberto]

[Rich]

People don't seem to understand that in 99% of cases, Arsene most certainly does know best.

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

http://le-grove.co.uk/spotting-an-akb/

[Rich]