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Monty91
02-11-2013, 10:00 AM
Saturday

“Boss, we’ve done everything you asked. We’ve hustled them, we’ve let them know we’re about with some early doors reducers, we’ve given them a general sense of unease about their physical safety.... but they’re still absolutely dicking all over us. What are we supposed to do now?

MoN: Hmmmmmmm. Ok, tell yer what, I've got a plan. Instead of borderline reckless tackles that the ref's likely to let go because we're underdogs - y'know, the type that broke Ramsey's leg a few seasons back - why don’t we try the more snide variety. I reckon a nice ambiguous stamp on the bottom of the calf could be our route back into this game.

Curly
02-11-2013, 10:06 AM
Shockingly poor.

Ashberto
02-11-2013, 10:12 AM
Even Blenkinsop's first came, IIRC, in a passage of play where they'd got away with several fouls in a row.

I'm looking forward to our luck "evening itself out" and us being able to kick the crap out of some other team without punishment. :nod:

Luis Anaconda
02-11-2013, 10:13 AM

'Neg
02-11-2013, 10:14 AM

Curly
02-11-2013, 10:14 AM
rather than some chap that comes in a bit late and rakes his studs down some c**ts leg

Monty91
02-11-2013, 10:15 AM

Luis Anaconda
02-11-2013, 10:16 AM
but seem to remember we were quite lucky at the time

Maravilloso Marvo
02-11-2013, 10:17 AM
More of the same, it is only 1-0 and as long as it is 1-0 we are in the game. Keep it tight and we'll nick the equaliser. Important not to concede a 2nd or let the game slip away from us.

Oh sorry, you weren't looking for a genuine answer?

Norn Iron
02-11-2013, 10:21 AM
Cattermole should've been sent off in the 2nd minute. There were 3 wreckless tackles in the first 10 minutes where they flew in with no thought. Can remember Bramble flying in and one on the touchline where Jack just about hurdled it.

I was pretty mad after the first 10 minutes because the ref was far too lenient.

Bergkamp's Brain
02-11-2013, 10:22 AM

'Neg
02-11-2013, 10:25 AM

Bergkamp's Brain
02-11-2013, 10:26 AM

Dorset Gooner
02-11-2013, 10:30 AM

PSRB
02-11-2013, 10:31 AM
but they did appear to get away with countless fouls. Cattermole's yellow should have been a red

PSRB
02-11-2013, 10:32 AM

Luis Anaconda
02-11-2013, 10:33 AM

Ashberto
02-11-2013, 10:45 AM