Monty91
02-11-2013, 10:00 AM
Saturday
“Boss, we’ve done everything you asked. We’ve hustled them, we’ve let them know we’re about with some early doors reducers, we’ve given them a general sense of unease about their physical safety.... but they’re still absolutely dicking all over us. What are we supposed to do now?
MoN: Hmmmmmmm. Ok, tell yer what, I've got a plan. Instead of borderline reckless tackles that the ref's likely to let go because we're underdogs - y'know, the type that broke Ramsey's leg a few seasons back - why don’t we try the more snide variety. I reckon a nice ambiguous stamp on the bottom of the calf could be our route back into this game.
“Boss, we’ve done everything you asked. We’ve hustled them, we’ve let them know we’re about with some early doors reducers, we’ve given them a general sense of unease about their physical safety.... but they’re still absolutely dicking all over us. What are we supposed to do now?
MoN: Hmmmmmmm. Ok, tell yer what, I've got a plan. Instead of borderline reckless tackles that the ref's likely to let go because we're underdogs - y'know, the type that broke Ramsey's leg a few seasons back - why don’t we try the more snide variety. I reckon a nice ambiguous stamp on the bottom of the calf could be our route back into this game.