ok, standby you miserable excuses, for an extremely rare visit from Cosmo the Human Canonball

[wibble the lobster]

who will be popping by in the next couple of days. Probably just a fleeting visit

though not of the Arsenal faith, he has a certain honoured status in the history of this here messageboard venture.

If his name rings no bells then I suggest you take a look over at the classics board

http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=msg&th=23663&a mp;a mp;a mp;a mp;a mp;a mp;start=0&rid=0&S=462d1c60f6ac810d36dfd739fc3afa6b (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=msg&th=23663&start=0&rid=0&S=462d1c60f6ac810d36dfd739fc3afa6b)

now start smartening this place up and show some respect for your betters.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Rich]

machines that have been infected by the AWIMB virus?

[barrybueno]

[Mack]

[bostonbrian]

[LadyG -keeping the spirit of the unbeatables alive]

[Maz]

[wibble the lobster]

Have always been a Tree viewer (unless occasionally on my mobile)

[wibble the lobster]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

I've missed him!

[Bergkamp's Brain]

whatever happened to him

[The Tony]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Nicosia Gooner]

['Neg]

[wibble the lobster]

will leave it to him to share if he wants to

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Mack]

[Mack]

[Mack]

[Mack]

[Mack]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Mack]

[Mack]

[Mack]

[Mack]

[Mack]

[Mack]

[Mack]

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

Sounds rather good imo (although I have never read a sporting biog before)

Some choice quotes:

Ibrahimovic’s autobiography is about to be published, and based on the few snippets in the Guardian today I know what I want for Christmas…

On Guardiola: “You have no balls. You **** yourself in front of Mourinho, you aren’t worth a thing compared to him. f**k off … I was literally mad, I wouldn’t have wanted to be in Guardiola’s shoes at that moment. I hated him.”

“Mourinho lights up the room when he enters. Guardiola closes the blinds.”

To Guardiola: “I am a Ferrari, you are driving me as if I am a Fiat.”

On Ljungberg: “Who the hell was he to come and do his upper class thing with us? The primadonna did his rubbish: ‘At Arsenal, you see, we do it this way. That’s the way to do it.’ It made me sick.”

[PSRB]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Mack]

['Neg]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

['Neg]