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Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))
02-01-2013, 10:29 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/984 1406/Police-release-bizarre-999-calls-in-bid-to-stop-time-wa sters-blocking-line.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/9841406/Police-release-bizarre-999-calls-in-bid-to-stop-time-wasters-blocking-line.html)
7evens
02-01-2013, 10:32 AM
Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))
02-01-2013, 10:35 AM
7evens
02-01-2013, 10:44 AM
and Suffolk a pretty close shave, in representing the nations most slow, tedious and least inspiring folk.
I mean just look at the history of the place. Car workers and Jeff Lynne :-(
Mc Gooner
02-01-2013, 10:50 AM
A mate of mine is a right clever ******* as far a GK is concerned. If, and it's a very big IF, I ever went on Who wants a shed load of bunce? he'd be my phone a friend.

Anyway, he was in the West Midlands on a residential training course and went to pub. He was on the WWTBAM quiz machine. Now, as I understand it, they adjust the difficulty of the questions to give the patrons a chance of winning summat.

My mate won the jackpot several times that evening and one of the locals sided up to him and said

"You're not from rowund here aaaaare yow?" :hehe: