Wenger: Ok, lads our scouts are exhausted as Newcastle signed all their targets. Who knows anyone

[Harry Balls]

who can cover left back.

Cazorla: Senor Wenger, I played with someone good at Malaga. Nacho.

Wenger: Can he defend?

Cazorla. Defend? Yes, Senor.

Bould: Does he know zonal marking?

Cazorla: Si

Wenger: He's left-footed and he can see! Formidable! He has the right speerit for me. I'll call Ivan right away!