Arsenal transfer fixer Dick Law locked in talks with...

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CHIEF about a possible short-term loan return to Awimb.

Wenger remains unsure Awimb needs strengthening: "The younger Awimbers still need time to show what they can do. The lurkers need to understand that."

"In attack they look strong and more consistency will come with experience."

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Bong has been embroiled in controversy following investigations into allegations that he owns a hookah manufacturing plant as a cover up for cannabis trafficking in Cameroon along with fellow footballer Somen Tchoyi.

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We definitely need more players with amusing names.

I interviewed a guy once called Bozo Prka and was struggling to pronounce his name in any way that wouldn't sound cheeky or offensive in English.

In the end I went with Bosho Per-care or something like that and he said "No, no, please call me Bozo... Bozo Porker."