My team is weak and I am desperate to make new signings

[Doublespeak]

even though AW sometimes nauseates me with his bull****, I do prefer him proclaiming the strength of his squad rather than if he did the opposite.

[Classic Jorge]

he's lost it :baghead:

[Mack]

[Supermac1976]

Reporter to Newcastle's Shola Ameobi: 'Do you have a nickname?'
Ameobi: 'No, not really'
Reporter: 'So what does Bobby Robson call you?'
Ameobi: 'Carl Cort.'

[Mack]

[Classic Jorge]

...he has been since the year dot"

:clap:

[barrybueno]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Supermac1976]

a monk doesn't play football at this level."

- Justifying Newcastle's Playboy image.