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Gunner Since Time Began - born to moan
01-21-2013, 05:12 PM
Wenger's fine idea: Arsenal stars face hefty penalties for range of offences ... and if they don't pay, boss sends for Mertesacker

By Rik Sharma


Break Arsene Wenger's law at Arsenal and you will pay the penalty.

Using imposing German centre back Per Mertesacker as his debt collector, Arsenal's manager has issued a set of rules to his players which see players fined for misdemeanours.

Ranging from between £100 to £1000, Wenger has ordered a list of offences to be drawn up and has signed it at the bottom. The list is hanging at the clubs training ground in London Colney.
Where's my money? Arsene Wenger's players have strict rules to abide by at Arsenal's training ground

Where's my money? Arsene Wenger's players have strict rules to abide by at Arsenal's training ground
You haven't paid! Per Mertesacker has been charged with getting the fines from his team-mates

You haven't paid! Per Mertesacker has been charged with getting the fines from his team-mates

If fines are not paid within a week of being issued, they will be doubled.

Among the most striking punishments dished out is the £500 for taking a phone call anywhere throughout the building complex.

Punctuality is obviously a big thing for Wenger, too, with fines ranging from £250 to £500 for being late for the team bus, training or massage.

The list also says that players will be hit in the pocket for failing to provide a urine sample for two consecutive weeks. This is likely to be for fitness test purposes.

Details of the fines emerged when a fan posted an entire album on file sharing website Reddit on Saturday afternoon.

Here is the full list, by order of a 'Mr A. Wenger'.

OFFENCE


FINE

Non attendance of unused players at Home matches without permission of manager


£1000

Late for training


< 15 mins £250, > 15 mins £500

Late for treatment/massage


< 15 mins £250, > 15 mins £500

Late for travel


£500

Late for match day meetings / meals


£250

Wrong kit on match days


£100

Inappropriate clothing outside of the dressing room


£100

Outdoor shoes in the dressing room


£100

Newspapers, laptops and phones in the medical room


£100

Newspapers in dressing room


£100

Non production of urine sample for two consecutive weeks


£200

Phone calls in the building (texting allowed)


£500

No participating in commercial activities (including Club Day)


£500

Alongside the 20+ images the fan revealed that he had been treated to a tour of the state-of-the-art facility by club doctor Gary O'Driscoll, with whom he is pictured in the restaurant at the base.

The photos also showed the changing rooms at Colney - inside which outside shoes and newspapers are not allowed - and more specifically the array of kit afforded to all the players.

More damaging for the club, though, was the image of the manager's office and desk, as well as a snap of the whiteboard which revealed German star Lukas Podolski would not feature in Sunday's game at Chelsea.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2265180/Ar senal-fine-list-Amount-players-pay-breaking-Arsene-Wengers-r ules.html#ixzz2IdCeNKu5 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2265180/Arsenal-fine-list-Amount-players-pay-breaking-Arsene-Wengers-rules.html#ixzz2IdCeNKu5)
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Classic Jorge
01-21-2013, 05:16 PM

Mo Britain less Europe
01-21-2013, 05:16 PM

Supermac1976
01-21-2013, 05:17 PM

barrybueno
01-21-2013, 05:19 PM

Redflag
01-21-2013, 05:23 PM
Walcott,10k every time he gets caught off-side.
Giroud 20k every-time he misses a sitter.
Diaby ,20k everytime he loses possession in our half.
Kossy,the firing squad next time he scores an own goal.
Poldolski, 50k if he can't last 90minutes in a game .
Szczeny, 50k every-time he runs out and leaves his goal exposed.
Sagna. A public flogging if doesn't improve his crosses.
Gibbs a years wages if he doesn't improve his defending .
Wenger, 5m if he fails to get at least 4th place in the league.

Classic Jorge
01-21-2013, 05:24 PM

Redflag
01-21-2013, 05:27 PM

Supermac1976
01-21-2013, 05:52 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zENuDflPejY/TGRIdE1527I/AAAAAAAAEwc/g4J9nr8Tnzg/s1600/gay-muslim.jpg

He'll catch his death dressed like that in this weather, fingers crossed.

Redflag
01-21-2013, 05:52 PM
:rubchin:

Supermac1976
01-21-2013, 05:53 PM

Classic Jorge
01-21-2013, 05:56 PM
It's like that one question on the GCSE General Studies (Retard Subject) paper

Redflag
01-21-2013, 06:00 PM
I get everything right about Arsene ,that's why you are so vexed and have to resort to using antiquated words and expressions in a desperate attempt to try and annoy me:-)
At least it's a step up on little Ostrich's lame efforts.

Supermac1976
01-21-2013, 06:02 PM

Classic Jorge
01-21-2013, 06:08 PM
you silly goose

Redflag
01-21-2013, 07:10 PM
:-)

Redflag
01-21-2013, 07:13 PM
:-)

Mo Britain less Europe
01-21-2013, 08:34 PM

Supermac1976
01-21-2013, 08:38 PM