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Chief Arrowhead
01-18-2013, 05:15 PM
he ONLY needed small amounts of said substances. So he only cheated just a weeeeeee bit, then.

As for suing all of his closest friends, employees and associates .... Weeeeelllll .. heh heh heh ... you know, he just has a strong will to win, doncha know, and shucks it was that will to win that got him through his cancer "disease" and he just carried that desire on to the bicyle races .. and well it was hard to turn off .... you can imagine that ..

Oh, and calling that woman a bitch and a whore and all that, he feels really bad ... BUT set the record straight dammit he NEVER called her fat.

Herbette Chapman - aged 15
01-18-2013, 05:46 PM
confidently predicting he would weep, talk about what being American means to him etc etc, they effectively closed off these scurrilous PR tactics.

What has emerged that most astounds me, and should ring alarm bells for all sports, was how easy it was for him to NOT to get caught.

Anyone for tennis?......Nicos?

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01-18-2013, 06:02 PM

'Neg
01-18-2013, 06:23 PM
by microdosing at night and not get caught. Blood transfusions are untraceable in all sports, apart from cycling now. (Cycling has a blood passport that track a rider's blood value at various random points throughout the year. Any funny deviations, and you're busted.)

So why sports in which much much more money goes round than does in cycling, no-one would actually even consider using proven doping methods you are guaranteed to get away with...is beyond me.

Chief Arrowhead
01-18-2013, 06:50 PM
is on the cutting edge of how to administer said drugs undetected. And the sport of choice actively tries NOT to catch any cheaters. for example, any Spaniard who happens to play tennis.