Chelsea seem ahead of the game. No sooner has Neymar been linked with Bayern that they have moved

[David Pleat AHADF (Royal Welsher and monkey lover)]

in for Gomez 4 days ago. Wonder what he will cost.

[One Wilf Copping]

Gomez is the rich man's Bendtner...

[Luis Anaconda]

[David Pleat AHADF (Royal Welsher and monkey lover)]

[One Wilf Copping]

Exactly he's a fairly plodding traditional #9 who thinks he can play, but can't really, but who'll still score a few if he gets enough chances. Gomez is just a better version of Bendtner.

Rumours since a long-time though that Gomez is restless and doesn't feel valued at Bayern and wants to play in England or Spain – also just split from his long-term girlfriend and now doubtless looking for a 'Zweite oder Regional Liga' WAG.

[Luis Anaconda]