DG (socialist surrender monkey)
01-16-2013, 12:44 AM
An Irish man gets pulled over by the Garda one evening after lunch in a nearby cafe.
The officer tells the Irish man to blow into the breathalyser. The machine beeps and the officer says "I'm sorry Sir but you're over the limit. Can you tell me what you have had tonight?"
"Nothing Officer" replied the man "just a hamburger down the road"
"Aah" said the officer, now we're getting somewhere. Where did you eat this burger"
"Tesco" replied the man
The officer smiled "That explains it! I thought I could smell Red Rum on your breath the moment I pulled you over"
The officer tells the Irish man to blow into the breathalyser. The machine beeps and the officer says "I'm sorry Sir but you're over the limit. Can you tell me what you have had tonight?"
"Nothing Officer" replied the man "just a hamburger down the road"
"Aah" said the officer, now we're getting somewhere. Where did you eat this burger"
"Tesco" replied the man
The officer smiled "That explains it! I thought I could smell Red Rum on your breath the moment I pulled you over"