Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
01-13-2013, 09:00 PM
It starts so beautifully. She amazes you with every step she takes. You cant stop thinking about her and the thought of her offering up her fanny to someone else brings on a nausea and feeling of doom you cannot bear. She makes you feel like you walk on air and it will never end. Yes you want to spend the rest of your life with her and nothing will ever change that.
Forward wind 5 years and you cannot stand the sight of the fücking munter. You despise her and wish she would fück off so you can have a life again. The sky is dark 24 x 7 and your days are a miserable groan. Her fanny is not puffy anymore and instead her beef curtains disgust you. She annoys you at every move and you will even fake a headache or go out with the chaps to get cünted so you dont have to shove the 'ol boy up that rancid, baggy flapbag anymore. Just look at her! she is an embarrassement and you want fresh fanny. You know the drill. You wait for something to happen. Anything as an excuse to sack it off and get a new pair of funbags to play with. She is finished and useless to you. You end up nobbing her best mate or just tell her to fück off. Well we cant nob Arsene's best mate so we need to tell him to fück off. f**kK TH EFICKING OFF ARSENE YOU RANCID FANNY FLAP!
Forward wind 5 years and you cannot stand the sight of the fücking munter. You despise her and wish she would fück off so you can have a life again. The sky is dark 24 x 7 and your days are a miserable groan. Her fanny is not puffy anymore and instead her beef curtains disgust you. She annoys you at every move and you will even fake a headache or go out with the chaps to get cünted so you dont have to shove the 'ol boy up that rancid, baggy flapbag anymore. Just look at her! she is an embarrassement and you want fresh fanny. You know the drill. You wait for something to happen. Anything as an excuse to sack it off and get a new pair of funbags to play with. She is finished and useless to you. You end up nobbing her best mate or just tell her to fück off. Well we cant nob Arsene's best mate so we need to tell him to fück off. f**kK TH EFICKING OFF ARSENE YOU RANCID FANNY FLAP!