It's only now that I see what opposition fans hated about van persie. Very punchable face actually

[Paul Vaessen's moment of glory]

and those teeth - DIE YOU f**k, DIE!

[The Tony]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Paul Vaessen's moment of glory]

[Classic Jorge]

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

When he was not propped up on the injury table....

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

No he's not, he's just a leeeetle beet feeesically short for ze wikend

[Red N White Army]

[Classic Jorge]

[Paul Vaessen's moment of glory]

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

though it's proven that swearing increases pain tolerance*


*From a small segment I saw on Embarrassing Bodies and Mythbusters.

[Red N White Army]

Only in it for himself, doesn't give a f**k about anyone else. And maybe he shouldn't but it makes him thoroughly dislikeable.

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Luis Anaconda]

it looks like he is still wearing an Arsenal shirt

[Pat Vegas]