I reckon we should go for Torres, what's the worst that can happen?

[Jake]

Failing that, Robinho.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Ronaldooooooo]

[Norn Iron]

Forget Villa for £16m, spend it on Michu and give him £40k a week.

He's 26 years old, he's not only a good finisher but he is good in the air and has plenty of pace. So good technically he can play as an attacking midfielder. He's our van Persie replacement.

Chelsea have just signed Ba, Liverpool Sturridge. Man Utd have too many striker and City will be in for Falcao/Cavani. I would take Michu at Arsenal tomorrow.

[Mad Frankie Staplegun]

[Rich]

Do you think he'll be happy with £90,000 a week? I'm not so sure.

[Jake]

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Norn Iron]

I don't think this is a Grant Holt/ Andy Carroll purple patch.

[David Pleat AHADF (Royal Welsher and monkey lover)]

[Jake]

[Jake]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[David Pleat AHADF (Royal Welsher and monkey lover)]

Everyone even more miserable. Stinking hippies.

[Jake]

And this is the last year I can go absolutely mental legitimately before the real world strikes.