Hey Floyd - are you going to Brighton for the Cup? I thought we might team up and do a spot of

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

queer-bashing around The Lanes before the match.

[Mc Gooner]

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

I dont bash queers though so I will just shuffle around while you do that bit if its ok with you.