LA, I bet you didn't know these stats

[Nicosia Gooner]

Lionel Messi: Scored 59 goals from 207 shots in 38 La Liga appearances in 2012, while Cristiano Ronaldo scored 40 from 286 shots in 29 apps

Absolutely incredible by both players

[Luis Anaconda]

Did you see Real yesterday - very funny

[Nicosia Gooner]

the sack