Nic tells me it's Nigella's birthday...what a woman. I bet she is the kind of girl that

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

'understands' men. You get home late cos you had a couple of bevvies with the boys...she'd smile sweetly and say 'I understand'.

You get carried away during lovemaking and call her names and spout some fine old anglo-saxon, she'd be cool; she'd understand.

She comes home early from a media assignment and catches you goose stepping around the bedroom, wearing one of her corsets and sniffing her soiled panties while vigorously wacking one out...'not a problem' she'd say....'boys will be boys...let me make you a cup of tea and rustle up a sumptious snack for you.'

I love that woman.

[Nicosia Gooner]

[The Tony]

what on earth do you get up too in your spare time :clap:

[bostonbrian]

[Wembleygooner- raised in hornsey]

[The Rob2]

[CrossGun]