Chamakh isn't what you might call the template of an 'Allardyce Player' is he?

[Classic Jorge]

The fat faced f**ker is going to have the shock of his life when he sees him in the changing room with his johnson tucked up behind him pretending to be a girl, isnt he?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Jenko -EE27]

[Ashberto]

the old chewing gum away.

[Monty91]

Three years in the red and white - does it count for nothing? :-(

[Classic Jorge]

Could we be seeing the new, softer side of Big Sam?

I'd give it a few months and he'll be sporting frosted tip highlights and fetching PVC hotpants.

[Classic Jorge]

[arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMFHs5-22kM

[Fred Killah]

http://rashmanly.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/slave_leia_and_jabba_the_hutt.jpeg