"Theo loves Arsenal and Arsenal love him". So Wenger's launching into the full emotional

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

blackmail routine to persuade Theo to stay, rather than spending some money.

Expect him to be announced as club captain soon.

[Peter]

I doubt there will be any actual discussion of a new contract at any point. He will just walk off in the summer and sign for united.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

compete with the forces of evil aligned against us".

He then shakes his head in pained disbelief and turns to walk away - while discreetly patting his inside pocket to ensure the cheque for 25 million is safe

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

shattered and ****ed that it can never hold so much as a single drop ever again.

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Nicosia Gooner]

oops, perhaps I am the old one come to think of it

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[The Rob2]

[Peter]

Somtimes you just have to take the hint

[Peter]

In most areas, ongoing means nothibg is happening. No movement or change