There's only 5 people having Christmas dinner at my house this year and my dad came

[Billy Goat Sverige]

back with a fresh turkey that serves 20 people http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

Cooking such a big bird is a real ball ache and half the time they never get cooked properly...cue food poisoning for the next day.

I fcuking hate Christmas dinner food.

Prefer a nice Chinese take-away instead.